September 17th, 2002


The irony.
I Am A Straight Man
No doubt about it You're straight as an arrow. You're secure with your sexuality, and ok with others. If anyone calls you a "fag" you're able to walk away. You are the modern defination of a "real man"
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    amused amused

Again with the irony

Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:
52% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are hopeless in the pursuit of manhood:

"The subject shows a below average amount of intelligence, and his sense of observation is weaker than normal; in a lot of ways, his brain capacity is similar to that of a gorilla - he couldn't find his own ass in an empty room! Not that it isn't big enough. "The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence. "In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score. "But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 50% chance that he will end up in prison! "Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 52% Un-telligent

Um, yes

You are only 47% GAY!

The typical gay-man is 52% gay!
Here's how you compare:

people less gay than you (10%)
people just as gay as you (2%)
people gayer than you (87%)