March 24th, 2010

cats, shakespeare

[CAT] Lol Cat Bible, by Martin Grondin

Paperback: 176 pages
Publisher: Ulysses Press (Dec 10 2009)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 1569757348
ISBN-13: 978-1569757345
Product Dimensions: 18 x 12.6 x 1.2 cm
Shipping Weight: 159 g

The LOLCat Bible Translation Project has finally resulted in the publication of Martin Grondin's
Lolcat Bible: In The Beginnin Ceiling Cat Maded The Skiez an Da Urfs N Stuffs . Grondin, interviewed here at LA Weekly's art blog, acknowledges that the project represents the contributions of more than 2300 people. Genesis 1: 1-10 provides an excellent example of the Bible's contents.

Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs
1 Oh hai. In the beginnin Ceiling Cat maded the skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over the waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed the lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted the lite from dark but that wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in the dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in the Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed the skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has the firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz the twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all the waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.