[LINK] Revenge of the Sith: Breadbox Edition
Kudos to zarq for linking to evadne_noel's funny rephrasing of Revenge of the Sith.
Ah, hello, Jedi. Nice of you to drop by. I’ve just
been here, spinning in my chair. If you give it a good
push, you can go around ten times before it stops.
Kenobi, Skywalker. You shall not escape me this time.
Not that you did last time either.
Why do I have to wear the heavy black leather, and Obi-Wan
gets to wear the light colored robes?
Because Lucas likes obvious symbolism. Whine about it later.
We can handle Dooku. Sith Lords are our specialty.