zarq for linking to evadne_noel's funny rephrasing of Revenge of the Sith.SENATOR PALPATINE
Ah, hello, Jedi. Nice of you to drop by. I’ve just
been here, spinning in my chair. If you give it a good
push, you can go around ten times before it stops.
COUNT DOOKU
Kenobi, Skywalker. You shall not escape me this time.
Not that you did last time either.
ANAKIN
Why do I have to wear the heavy black leather, and Obi-Wan
gets to wear the light colored robes?
OBI-WAN
Because Lucas likes obvious symbolism. Whine about it later.
We can handle Dooku. Sith Lords are our specialty.
